Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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