Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I think I am morally bankrupt
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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