last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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