It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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