Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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