absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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