We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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