Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
My breasts were aching with rage.
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