Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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