i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
handjob tips. give me some.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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