It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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