girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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