what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Randomize
