yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Randomize
