Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
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