I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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