No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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