kristin has been a bad kristin
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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