As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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