Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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