I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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