I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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