i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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