i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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