fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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