I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I party with great urgency now.
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