just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
She's not a foreskin expert like you
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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