Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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