This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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