why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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