How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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