We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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