is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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