He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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