During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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