yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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