I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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