Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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