btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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