She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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