Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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