we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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