why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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