I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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