Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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