you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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