Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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