Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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