Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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