I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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