I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Randomize