Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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