I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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