my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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