either way he was missing a nipple.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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