We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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