If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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